Village Idiots
(The Smiths - How Soon is Now)

Yesterday...

Annoying Coworker – Khiem, come here.
Me – Huh?...what?
Annoying Coworker – Come here!
Me – Why?
Annoying Coworker – Just come here!
Me – (walks over unamused)
Annoying Coworker – Look how big that spider is, kill it!
Me – No, you kill it. (walks away unamused)
Annoying Coworker – You’re a guy, you should kill it!
Me – You’re the one who found it, you should kill it!
Annoying Coworker – I’ll get Nathalie to kill it.
Me – That’s a good idea.

Today…

Annoying Coworker - There’s another bug on the floor in the other room.
Me – Do you walk around the office looking down?
Annoying Coworker – Of course, or else I’d trip over things!
Me – Like what, that spider?
Annoying Coworker – Don’t you watch where you’re going?
Me – Yeah, it’s called peripheral vision.
Annoying Coworker – Well peripheral vision doesn’t see everything.
Me – Well, I figure if It’s going to trip me it has to be something relatively big. I think my peripheral vision can catch that.
Annoying Coworker – Well I like to look where I walk.
Me – Right.

Is it me or does every office have an annoying coworker? Sort of like how every village has an idiot.
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